Britney shambles at G-A-Y

Britney Britney Britney. The hype surrounding the star’s visit to London was like Christ’s second coming – but with bigger eye-lashes and longer hair extensions.

Her first performance on X-factor was OK-ish – there’s nothing wrong with miming – we didn’t expect anything else:

But the fact that 1) she didn’t show the slightest interest in any of the other performers; 2) was unable to string together a sentence and 3) gave as much charisma as a fridge-freezer left many people feeling let-down – especially as ITV1 had been hyping up the show for a number of weeks. Was a three-minute performance really worth all that hype? Definitely not.

Later on that night, the G-A-Y punters were packing Heaven on the rumour that Britney would be making an appearance there. Our secret squirrel down at Heaven – said the whole experience was just like her X-factor performance – a huge disappointment.

“After queueing for over an hour to get in, we found the main dancefloor packed. You couldn’t move. The worst thing was the fact that people were just pushing more and more. They were dragging people out from the front of the crowd because of the pushing. After about 30 minutes I couldn’t stand it anymore so I tried to stand around the side but it was a nightmare,” he said.

“Jeremy Joseph eventually came on stage saying that Britney wouldn’t be performing that night but would be appearing in another room – it felt like a huge con. Every one started booing, but people still [READ MORE]