NIGERIAN TERROR PLOTTER LINKED TO EAST LONDON MOSQUE

A relative of Umar Abdulmutallab – the man arrested for trying to blow up a plane on Christmas Day has claimed that he came under the influence of extremist groups after visiting the East London Mosque. The mosque has attracted criticism from Peter Tatchell after hosting events for a number of...

December 28th, 2009 | News | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: FAMILY

Many gayers will be going home for Christmas only to discover the reason why they left, no wonder the suicide rate is climbing the walls between turkey and the New Year. It can’t be the telly, though it’s high on the list when it comes to irritation, nor is it the best behaviour one must...

December 15th, 2009 | Rehab | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: XMAS BOOZE CHECK

We know that Alcohol can make gayers do mad things but no one is mental enough to give up Booze before Christmas. Right? “It’s only another month before the New Year and I can get it sorted then” is the annual December mantra of hope. The page BOOZE CHECK on my own website is number...

December 7th, 2009 | Highlights, Rehab | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: SELF OBSESSION

Yes it’s all about ME. Everywhere from street junkies to X Factor, MY dream, what I’VE always wanted, where I’M going, it’s all about ME. Take last Friday night in Soho, most gayers continued to sup ‘n’ stare in Old Compton Street while Trafalgar Square regaled community...

November 3rd, 2009 | Highlights, Rehab | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: SUCCESS!

Success – like poverty – is relative. In 1994 after living in Spain I returned to the UK, ill once again and found myself in a homeless hostel. Someone sent me a postcard that said POVERTY IS RELATIVE with a cartoon sketch of a woman screaming aloud that she was so broke “she couldn’t...

October 27th, 2009 | Highlights, News, Rehab | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: LIVING & DYING

It’s been a mean few days for the families, friends, admirers and onlookers of Matt Lucas, Kevin McGee, Stephen Gately & Andrew Cowles. Our moments of silence go out to them. So many times we think we are in control of our lives, that we have really made it yet none of us can predict the time...

October 13th, 2009 | Highlights, News, Rehab | Read More

HOMOVISION REHAB with THE SWARMITE: COMPLETION

In some circles Notting Hill Carnival & Manchester Pride signal the end of Summer – the completion of a natural cycle – though Brits this year have been viciously cheated on any concept of summer known to man – but the promised commercial gangbang of SOHO PRIDE on September 13th...

September 1st, 2009 | Highlights, Rehab | Read More

Beat New Year fitness fatigue

Feeling like a porker after that Christmas and New Year fat fest? Us too. So perhaps you need some encouragement to get that lardy arse back down the gym. Check out these glorious videos to help boost your New Year body dysmorphia and kick start your fitness relaunch for Summer ‘09:

January 3rd, 2009 | Health | Read More