The Swarmite Blog: Go there now

There’s a lot of bollocks on the gay scene innit. There’s the pressures to have fun fun fun 24-7-52, develop tough titty tits, wear overpriced la la knickers, and shag like a porner. At the same time gaypers are twasting our minds with gobbledecock extremes ranging from backstreet twink Porn Idol competitions to DKNY aspirational lifestyles… and if you don’t keep a check on it you can easily wake up to find that the last ten years of your life you’ve been kidding yourself that trying to fit into any one of these lifestyles will MAKE. YOUR. LIFE. BETTER.

And in some instances, such occasions make us go a bit la la, a bit existential, a bit zinging, a bit zong. Some of us end up in therapy, some of us end up down the pub, some of us don’t say anything and carry on like nothing is wrong.

Anyway blah blah blah. The Swarmite blog offers life-coaching and therapy on a number of issues that can confront a 21st century city-centric gayer. He doesn’t beat about the bush, nor use hi-brow dumbgeschpritz to get his message across. He’s been called “clubland’s therapist” and specialises in a plethora of topics.

We love it.

Check it out now: www.theswarmite.com